Call The Glambulance: Britney Spears Steps Out With A Huge Patch Of Her Weave Missing

Oh Britney. Sigh. You've done it again.

Just when we think that maybe Britney Spears is really ok and that she's finally in a better (more sane!) spot in life, pictures like these crop up. Apparently, the pop singer was at a Crate and Barrel store in Sherman Oaks, California yesterday when this picture was taken.

I mean, I kind of get it in that I've been in the process of getting extensions done in college and took a break to go get food. However, I'd always put on a scarf or hat so no one would know that I had only half a head full of weave. Apparently, Britney thinks it's OK to walk around with patches of her weave missing. And, the biggest mystery here is why has her real hair not grown anymore than that?! (I'm assuming that those scraggly little darker pieces are her real hair.) She shaved her head in 2008 so she should have a head full of hair by now and not even need to wear the weave. Maybe she's really just as bald as Naomi Campbell? Gasp!

Whatever the case may be, I think the girl still needs help. And no, I will not just "leave Britney alone" because if you're a high profile celebrity (such as she) then this is not ok.

Ah, well, I guess the silver lining on this hot mess of a cloud is that at least she's not locked up in jail like Lindsay Lohan.....

xo

Ferocia

MAGAZINE SHAM: Cosmo PhotoShops Britney Spears' Head onto a Different Pic of Her Body

Can someone explain why the new cover of Cosmopolitan looks like an experiment in Microsoft Paint gone wrong?

That's clearly Britney Spears' head attached to a different pic of her (significantly airbrushed) body. It'd be scary if it wasn't so laughable. Editors are literally creating celebrities' bodies on their PC's these days.

I know Brit Brit is not easy to photograph, but seriously...attaching two pictures together? That's going too far.

And if you're going to attach pictures and photoshop anyway, put her head on Catherine Zeta Jones' body so we all have something more impossible to aspire to.

What do you think of this Photoshop, job? My vote? Complete sham.

Kisses,

Coutura

New Weave On The Block: Victoria Beckham

Spotted: Victoria Beckham walking through the airport on her way to Cannes (sons in tow) rocking longer locks. Why she ditched her uber sexy (poshy) glamtabulous haircut is beyond me. (I mean, that is a pretty fly haircut!) But, at least her weave looks like it's been professionally done (and not like she just slapped some tracks in herself like I think Britney Spears may have done...ew.) But, the ends look a bit piecy to me, so perhaps she should have added in a bit more hair?

What do you think of her long locks, Glamazons? Do you think that she should go back to her short hair?

Call the Glambulance: Britney Spears Designing for Candie's

Fashion sense is no longer a requirement to work in fashion. That's the only way to explain how Britney Spears could end up with a design gig. 

After being the face of Candie's for three seasons, Brit Brit has been promoted to designer via People Magazine, penning a limited-edition Junior's collection for the company. She hinted at the collaboration on her Twitter page:

"At my photo shoot for the limited edition collection I designed for Candie's! I think you guys will love it!" 

Hmmm...doubt it, but here are the details: prices will range from $24-58 and clothes will debut in July just in time for back-to-school shopping. Sold exclusively at Kohls, the line will reflect Britney's "personal style." 

Yikes.

Candie's believes that the general public would buy clothes from a celeb they've seen in bikini tops and netted dresses and cowboy boots. That's insulting to me.

Starting in July, I'm blaming Brit/Candie's for every teenage girl I see wearing a cowboy hat and fishnet tights with holes. Le sigh.

Kisses,

Coutura