Gossip Girl: “How can she even see times through all that sparkly?”

. I had a hard enough time just typing it (enabled for some reason, the sentence came with every word the first time), and I dare not try to say it aloud. may have been what we saw, their 50th take, for all we know, but I'm not even sure I could do it with so many tries.

Anyway. Monday night the result of Gossip Girl was all about our fragile little hearts and why we all insist on playing like a vicious circle round badminton with them, and everyone turns out a loser. Apart from Humphrey Dumpty, as so aptly named Blair. Why do they have to win if all the sympathetic characters?

Things lose with a Chuck-Eva started lovefest, but as we all know that not all make so happy. Blair had found stalking the updates on Gossip Girl, natch, and that Chuck had Frenchie a Cartier clock, which probably cost tens Baignoire dollars (and certainly have if it had said as much as tingling Dorota). Since the price is superimposed that nothing was ever given her Chuck Blair pissed. But when times get tough, Blair is going. Go straight to the Cartier store to check prices, that is.

Unfortunately Blair was not the only guy with problems. Serena was still wallowing in self pity for Dan (and Nate), but they both agreed to ignore their exes and do girly things like Amelie observed later in the night. None of them managed to show more promise than, say, 15 minutes, but I'm sure they each totally it meant when she said it. Actually, any - it was totally one of those things you promise your friend you go back to her, knowing that all the time if you turn away, you're right on what you do not go alleged. Blair and Serena took to each other simultaneously, which shows pretty much every woman friendship that I have ever had in school. They talk smack about a guy with your friends and then Facebook stalk him anyway. Sun 20 years old works.

In Brooklyn, Dan was with problems of self-pity about his long lost his own son, Milo, not quite. Georgina had run off with him, and since Dan is not technically his father, the only thing he do to feel better was, was his hair cut like Duckie from Pretty in Pink. Vanessa, with her annoying self, made him pancakes, calls his parents and told him to change his clothes. Does not she know that the Humphreys are strictly waffle men? In fact, I could not believe we have the whole scene without a waffle joke.

At this point in the show was the person without only Chuck relationship problems. Frenchie is an angel, as we all know, and it has become very lucrative for them. Fortunately, Blair was there to catch it all on Blackberry video for any Chuck's edification. And if it was Chuck, played no role - Frenchie was right there, to declare that they have the money to where Chuck's valet for his sick mother or something, and she was back in the business of picking charities Chucks 5000 $ 000 donation to presented at a gala later evening.

Oh and Nate are. Let us not forget about Sir Manbangs, although the authors go their own way to seem him forgettable. to try with a wardrobe so full of gray and beige, I half expect to Juliet and give out as part of the garments in a particular scene.

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Perhaps save this trick for the next week because it seems caught in the beginning to be more and more lies - they sneaked away and got hit Gossip Girl, she claimed her phone by an errant latte was killed and was then used. Fortunately for them, it is not difficult to Sir Manbangs fool. When Julia's chest were the size of Serena, she would probably be able to deceive him for years. He broke with her kind at the end of the episode, but we all know that will not last long. Juliet has to accomplish things, after all, and do not let them go to the silly whims of a fool as Nate in their way.

Anyway get, because Vanessa and Lily and Rufus Dan ran out of his loft in DUMBO by trying to speak I'm pretty sure it was take a few hours to go from Brooklyn to the Upper East Side, but whatever, these children can teleport. That's what Lily's billions bought them: teleportation. Fortunately for Blair, meant that Dan was there to help Serena work the computer and get the machine while Google has been bonding with / does education about Frenchie. on their sidewalk and fixed his gunshot wound with vodka.

As Frenchie once mentioned that she had moved to Prague to look for work, I knew she was a prostitute. If you ever get one of these horrible human beings mini-docs who have seen come on cable from time to time, you know that many great Eastern European cities, a thriving sex work have lower abdomen, and this is the type of work that many young women, the movement we are here to do. But really, it makes sense - that's why Chuck and Eva are so well preserved! He's always had good relations with prostitutes in the past. Sure, they could be further from Florence Nightingale and Julia Roberts are in Woman Pretty, but what is the difference when you ripped a ball from a stranger?

When Blair dropped the bombshell on Prosty Chuck, he already knew, because Dan said Nate and Nate said to him, even though Dan had been sworn to secrecy. When confronted with the information that caught Eva came to her shady past and Chuck with it quite quickly, and they all have for the charity gala all go! At the event, Chuck signed his $ 5,000,000 donation to Frenchie their own foundation, which was almost Blair to launch an aneurysm. Supposedly this was to mean that Eve had known about him and his billions along, and it is done actually worked for about 15 minutes.

While all these things, other people continue to spin worlds like Chuck and Blair weren 't on collision course and end of the planet. Serena had decided she wanted to live back after Dan finished his sexy Google skills, but then there was the issue of Dan's in girlfriend. Perhaps you remember her, her name is Vanessa. Now that Vanessa would not simply pack up and after work, and they chased him all over Manhattan and eventually to Chuck's Charity Gala. At that time knew that they had Dan with Serena was all day, and she gave him a passionate little speech about how she never hesitated and did not need to decide, she had always wanted him.

Since Dan is an insecure, ego-driven artist-type (never date a writer who takes himself seriously, children) that all he needed to be heard. Even Serena's weird neck dress at the gala could not pull him back on their side. She took a fine time to put away her breasts. If there was ever a time that the girls were needed, this was it. Dan went back to his loft DUMBO and renewed his hipster love with Vanessa, which will probably take all of two episodes. Serena was once again left high and dry and without a friend. Somehow, I think she will get over it.

Eva, on the other hand, will not get over anything. Chuck confronted her with allegations Blair's gold rush, and they promptly packed their bags and went home. Even after Chuck clear that Blair had set him and asked her to stay, she was not willing to put aside the allegations. Seeing as she had her prostitute hidden story of him and he had to check a $ 5,000,000 a few hours later, I would think that the benefit of the doubt and have been in view of its role to be, but you know, the French ...

Naturally sent Eva's departure Chuck rushes over the edge and he would bring Blair down. He confronted her in her house, and although she still refuses to love him when he asked if that was her motivation, she would probably have answered differently if they had known what was coming: total war. Chuck had no trace of emotion in his voice, do not worry, no panic. He was cold, efficient and safe can be very effective. Chuck and Blair are back, y'all, and it is so on.